- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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