Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

The Joke Below

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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