Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

White men's rights

What is black and looks like a person A black person

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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