What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

you see theres this guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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