- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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