Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A Serbian Film

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Justin Beiber

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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