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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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