ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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