Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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