- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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