Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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