What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Take wrong turns

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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penis in the camel

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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