- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Robin, get in the car!

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Read a Book.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Hello penis

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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