How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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9/11

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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