- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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