what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

My jeans

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Turkey Balls

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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