Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Ehh

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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This is not a joke.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Barack Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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