- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Knock Knock.

Albino African Americans

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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