A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Anti Joke

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