Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

pobody's nerfect

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Urban ghettos

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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