A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Leave. Now.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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