KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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