Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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