Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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