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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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