- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

9/11 my birthday

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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