- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Pull my finger ouch..

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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