You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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This is an anti- joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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