Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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I'm Polish.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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