Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Jimmy Saville

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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