- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

James Patrick Campbell

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock Knock. Doors open

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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