what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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