What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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George W. Bush

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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