Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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alex is cool

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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