- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

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