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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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