- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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