- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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