- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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