Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Guest what in the butt

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Black people stink of shite!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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You are joking right?

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