- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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