What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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