how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

I C U P White stuff

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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