A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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