- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a skinny sumo wrestler

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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