there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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