Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Urban ghettos

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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