- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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