- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

42

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock come in

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Black people having a Job.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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