Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Neither have I

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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