Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock come in

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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