-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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