- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What are annoying? Ads.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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