- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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