What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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