What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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ure mama's so fat

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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