- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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