- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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