- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

i found waldo.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Your Mom The End.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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