- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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