- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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