- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

There once was this guy and he fell down

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

where is the world?

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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