what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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