Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

123 f*ck off

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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