- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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