- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Whats green? The color green.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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