a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why? Why not?

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What? Huh?

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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