- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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