- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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