HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Please Rape William Wright

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