- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

batman farted so hes retarded

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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