- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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