- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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