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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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