- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

I just threw up..In my pants.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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