What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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