- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

No soup for you!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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