what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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