why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Where's the soap?

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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