- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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