An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Take part of what?

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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