When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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