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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

The truth is he loves her!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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