Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A man died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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SEX

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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