What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why? Why not?

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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