What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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