How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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