- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Potassium? K.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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