- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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