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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

knock knock Goodbye

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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