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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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