- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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